victims of legitimate murder rarely die. from what...
I ate rocks for lunch.
laurdadino: i really want a pet.
rainbow-road-to-happiness: So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something But then I opened it and Religion, you’re doing it right
Don’t you know yet? It is your light that lights the world.– Rumi (via fuckyeahrumi)
Customer at work: You look pretty red in the face.
Me: Well you look like an old bitch in your face and I'm not taking time out of my day to tell you that.
dancingandspaceships: groundchele: bridge to terabithia more like bridge to CRUSHING YOUR SOUL There wasn’t even a bridge. Rope to cracking your head open and dying.
obligatorywit: i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election
No sign necessary.
dogshaming: Editor’s note: I think the garbage lid is “sign” enough. Good job pooch.