May 2012
believed:
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
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Me: Lentils are so good!
Person:
Me:
Person: What are lentils?
Me:
Person:
Me: Get the fuck away from me.
berrylopez:
my dad just walked into my room and asked to borrow a blunt pencil and i was like ‘why’ and he was all ‘can you just please look for one’ so he just stood there while i spent 5 minutes looking for a blunt pencil for him and then i finally found one and gave it to him and he looked at me all meaningfully and said ‘oh don’t worry there’s no point’ and left the pencil on my desk
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
leetakeuchi:
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE???
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