I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You’re not a bad person....– Sirius Black (via ohmydearhogwarts)
Tomorrow is my birthday
And Jk Rowling’s birthday
It is easier to apply and be accepted at a four year university than it is to apply and be hired at a freaking subway.
I have to get my nose re pierced. a while ago I switched my original nose stud to a smaller gauge (I didn’t notice how much smaller) and now I can’t get the old one or a new one I bought today Hulk angry Hulk smash. It’s a good thing I have tons of cash just floating around Just fucking kidding.
If you want to know what a man’s like take a look at how he treats his inferiors...– Sirius Black (via ohmydearhogwarts)
If I ever get rich
I am going to buy Alan Rickman I will have him follow me around and simply narrate my life. I will have you Alan.
Don’t trust anything unless you can see where it keeps its brain.– Arthur Weasley (via ohmydearhogwarts)
noheroestokillfor: if you have the option to cook pizza rolls in the oven and instead opt for the microwave you are just the dumbest type of human hahaha
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.