July 2011
“I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You’re not a bad person....”
– Sirius Black (via ohmydearhogwarts)
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Tomorrow is my birthday
And Jk Rowling’s birthday
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Seriously
It is easier to apply and be accepted at a four year university than it is to apply and be hired at a freaking subway.
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Well
I have to get my nose re pierced.
a while ago I switched my original nose stud to a smaller gauge (I didn’t notice how much smaller) and now I can’t get the old one or a new one I bought today
Hulk angry
Hulk smash.
It’s a good thing I have tons of cash just floating around
Just fucking kidding.
“If you want to know what a man’s like take a look at how he treats his inferiors...”
– Sirius Black (via ohmydearhogwarts)
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If I ever get rich
I am going to buy Alan Rickman
I will have him follow me around and simply narrate my life.
I will have you Alan.
“Don’t trust anything unless you can see where it keeps its brain.”
– Arthur Weasley (via ohmydearhogwarts)
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noheroestokillfor:
if you have the option to cook pizza rolls in the oven
and instead opt for the microwave
you are just the dumbest type of human
hahaha
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
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